I really like this one because I can relate to so many of them.
Here's a list of some of my favorites:
- You might be a camwhore if...
- You're so used to it that you need to scan the apartment for dildos 5 times before company comes over
- You squeeze your tits or ass and don't even realize you're doing it.
- You carry an anal plug in your laptop bag
- You go out to Walmart at 2am dressed in shabby sweats and full blast whore makeup
- Your neighbors think you have the best sex life ever cause you are constantly moaning and talking dirty.
- You do random everyday things and think "Can I get paid for this" such as showering (hmm 750 tkn shower show), painting your toenails (foot fetish guys), etc
- You ask a store clerk how many tokens does that cost
- You start getting used to being naked and masturbating all the time so that when those don't happen, your day feels off.
- You wake up in the middle of a dream horrified that you left your camera on, only to discover it was off
- When you see a pretty girl working a minimum wage job and you resist every urge to "save her".
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