Friday, January 6, 2012

Pimpin' for Ron Paul

Employees at Nevada’s most famous legal brothel say they are “pimpin for Paul.”
Workers at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel told KRNV that they are endorsing Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul because he’s for state’s rights.
“If a client comes into the Bunny Ranch and says, ‘I’m pimpin for Paul,’ they’re going to have a real good time,” owner Dennis Hof proclaimed. “Aren’t they, girls?”
“He knows what women’s wants and what women’s needs are,” worker Ara Rose declared, referencing Paul’s experience as a gynecologist. “And when it comes to a man that’s going to be in the office, you want a man that knows his way around a woman.”
Ranch employees say they can’t back President Barack Obama because he signed a law that lifted a 5-year-old ban on horse meat inspections.
“We’re animal lovers, and [my dog] Gucci is also supporting Ron Paul because he feels like if Obama will let us eat the horses, he could be next,” worker Cami Parker explained.
During a May debate in South Carolina, Paul defended his libertarian view that prostitution should be legal.
“If you do not protect liberty across the board, it’s a First Amendment–type issue,” Paul insisted. “We don’t have freedom of speech to talk about the weather. … But there are strict rules on freedom of choice of this sort, because you can’t hurt other people, you can’t defame other people, but yes, you have a right to do things that are very controversial.”

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