Cop vs. Porn Star

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Porn Parodies

Sense I was so pleased with the Star Wars XXX movie, I thought I'd do a search to see what different porn parodies where out there that looked like they could be worth a watch.

Here's a list of what I came up with:
(I'll report back later on my reviews of each movie after I see them)

A Wet Dream on Elm Street (Horror Porn Parody)

SCREAM XXX: A PORN PARODY- official trailer

Men In Black XXX - A Hardcore Parody

Star Trek: The Next Generation a XXX Parody - Trailer

FAMILY GUY- XXX PARODY

STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY-official trailer

Sotomayor Vs. Stripper

Sotomayor's view...

Stripper's response...

Heidi Fleiss Tom Sizemore Howard Stern Radio Show interview 2001

Crank Yankers

Cammie the Stripper calls a Ghostbuster

Sex Toy Store

Camming Meme Favorites

For all my fellow cam models, here's some of my favorite Memes posted by some of the fabulous members on Ambercutie Forums:

Good Guy Greg, we all love this member...

Job Humor

Just a little comic relief.

P-I-M-P

From Diary of an Angry Stripper
http://diaryofanangrystripper.com

Girl, just run. Run away. 
That’s what was going through my head when I got about halfway through this email, which is shared here with the writer’s permission:

I’ve waittressed at a couple different clubs in California for a little over six months.  One night at work, I met a young attractive man who said he could help me make more money.  He told me he “sells conversation,” and could teach me to maximize my earnings just by improving my interactions with my customers.  I’m pretty introverted and tend to keep to myself at work, and I’ve always known that the tips I make are more from my looks and less from any actual hustling on my part.  We hung out a few times, and it became apparent that he does not sell conversation, he sells sex.  He runs an escort service.  I let him know I wasn’t interested in that, and he said he still wanted to help me start dancing.  I’ve always been interested in making the switch from waittressing to dancing, and he said he’d help me buy the shoes and the clothes and get my roots done etc… Not clear on what he was getting out of this situation, I asked.  He said that I could start dancing on my own and after a few slow nights I’d probably quit.  Or, I could work with him, and he’d invest in me, and if I put my cash in his hand at the end of the night, he’d make sure that regardless of how much I made dancing he would pay my tuition, keep me comfortable, etc…  Also, if I’m working in a club and look like I have money, I think he believes that I could attract girls for his business, as well as direct paying men to it.

I’m kind of at a loss.  I know that there’s red flags here, but if he’s willing to invest in me and I’ve made it clear that I won’t be escorting, this could work right?  None of my friends do this kind of work so I don’t really know who to run this by.

The Pizza Guy's Big Surprize

Miss_Lollipop's epic show!!! I was on Twitter when I noticed her Tweet that she ordered a pizza and if she got 3000 tokens by the time he got to her home to deliver the pizza, that she would answer the door naked.

There was 387 left to go when they heard the pizza guy getting close, but womenlover10 came through just in time.

The show was great. Miss_Lollipop stuck it out like a trooper and showed major BALLZ by answering the door in the buff. The pizza guy was super happy. Oh, and she even tipped him $5.00. The pizza guy said it was the best tip ever!

Sex Tips with Heidi Fleiss

You might be a camwhore if...

New thread on ACF called "You might be a camwhore if..."
I really like this one because I can relate to so many of them.

Here's a list of some of my favorites:

• You might be a camwhore if...
• You're so used to it that you need to scan the apartment for dildos 5 times before company comes over
• You squeeze your tits or ass and don't even realize you're doing it.
• You carry an anal plug in your laptop bag
• You go out to Walmart at 2am dressed in shabby sweats and full blast whore makeup
• Your neighbors think you have the best sex life ever cause you are constantly moaning and talking dirty.
• You do random everyday things and think "Can I get paid for this" such as showering (hmm 750 tkn shower show), painting your toenails (foot fetish guys), etc
• You ask a store clerk how many tokens does that cost
• You start getting used to being naked and masturbating all the time so that when those don't happen, your day feels off.
• You wake up in the middle of a dream horrified that you left your camera on, only to discover it was off
• When you see a pretty girl working a minimum wage job and you resist every urge to "save her".